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ONN: McCain Vows To Replace Secret Service With His Own Bare Fists

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Old Uncle John came out with a campaign promise that shows the true guts behind this grizzled old war veteran.  In a move that will cut government spending by billions, McCain vowed to replace the entire Secret Service with his own fists.  He also plans to save more money on the budget by replacing all of the security systems on the White House with home-made booby traps.  What a maverick!  (by Austin Keenan) Running Time: 1:31
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