We Weep For Gay Lobsterman

Up in Maine (aka America's freak show), the pro-gay marriage vote was dropped into a boiling post off water, screamed to be set free, died, then was dipped in butter and served up for the sanctity of the asshats who scared folks with the "homosexual agenda" means your kids will want to have gay sex thing...

A strained lobster metaphor? Perhaps. But nowhere near as strained as the idea that scary gay sharks will turn their anti-gay feelings into some type of world where it will be uncouth to speak ill of the queers. 

Pahk the Cah up Yah Ahrse, Loo-Sahs!