| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| Clash of the Cretins | ||||
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There's only one way to settle this, on the field. And by field, of course, we mean a urine-filled parking lot thick with homophobic cracks, drunken wrestling, tramp stamps, x-rated language, and enough beer to drown the I-95 corridor separating these two horrible awesome cities.
The Phillies and Yankees have at least one more in the Bronx, so this thing ain't over yet. But after Sunday, the gridiron debate was won loud and clear.
Go ahead Eli, show us your tits!
(Bass drum please. Bum, bum, bum, bum)
Fly Eagles Fly, on the road to victory...
(by Patrick Sauer) Running Time: 4:34