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Not because of ghosts, goblins, devils and flaming bags of dog doo, but because masks cause swine flu, candy literally turns kids into monsters, dogs like to hump and Colbert turns into the scary demon SOUPFACE!!!
These are all reasons Halloween is evil, but nothing is more frightening than the fact that this hangover will last until Wednesday. Minimum.
Damn you, All Hallow's Eve!
(by Patrick Sauer) Running Time: 5:12