We're over the slutty nurse thing.
Maybe our libidos waned with age, but we've gotten all angry old man about Halloween.
"Listen, sonny. When I was your age Halloween was all about little kids making crappy homemade costumes to get bargain basement candy. You kids today, it's all about sex with vampires. Bah Humbug! You'll get a tube of toothpaste and like it!"
Have fun this weekend. Here's Craig Ferguson to get you ready.
Be safe, be smart and go ahead and get yourself some sugar.
(by Patrick Sauer) Running Time: 4:54