Gay Ducks Can Finally Get Hitched

In Washington, the "everything but marriage" bill gives gay couples all the rights of their hetero brethren. Now ducks are jumping on the velvet bandwagon. Do the mallards know that in the country of Scandinavia, waterfowl are slitting their own throats over it? 

Makes about as much sense as the anti-gay pro-petition-privacy cowards who deserve to spend some time in their own closet.