Go Back in Time to Visit A Haunted House With Steve Carell

In 2001, Halloween wasn't all that scary. Acne-faced ghouls, paper mache intestines, bladeless chainsaws, silly-voiced devils...Uh-uh. Not anywhere near as frightening as say, the fiery apocalyptic end of days, or even Jon Stewart's bag of white chocolate powder. 

Good thing we can look back on those bloodcurdling times and know we don't have to worry about Osama bin Laden. Oh, we haven't caught him? Well, that's chilling. At least the anthrax killer was captured and--

Let the nightmares begin.