84 years ago -- on October 23, 1925 -- Johnny Carson was born in Corning, Iowa. The late night legend would go on to deliver his Tonight Show monologue an astounding 4,531 times. In light of NBC's current woes, we've been thinking about the master and wondering what he would think of the franchise. Or at least we'd like to hear what Carnac the Magnificent had to say about it.
In other words, we miss you Mr. Carson.
Wolf-whistling myna birds everywhere just want to say, Happy Birthday!
(by Patrick Sauer) Running Time: 1:56