Bill Maher Tells Obama to Repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Maher says it's time, but not because it's the right thing to do, it was a campaign promise and the military has lost valuable minds because they happen to like similar genitalia. No, Maher says the main reason is because it will drive Rush Limbaugh and his angry synchophants nutso, getting them worked into a lather over the idea of penis popsicles invading the neighborhood.

They'll take their eye off the healthcare ball and then BAM! Single payer socialism for all!!!

Do it, President Obama. Spread the peace and love like only a Nobel Peace Prize winner can.

Speaking of the Nobel Committee: Inviting Toby Keith (aka Cletus McFucknuts) to sing at an event? That's almost as bad as overlooking Philip Roth once again--Oh wait, No it's not.

GIVE ROTH THE DAMN PRIZE FOR LITERATURE BEFORE HE DIES!

Please.