The Recession HIts Slim Thug Hard

Remember the good old days when "Mo' Money" meant "Mo' Problems?" Try telling that to a proud rapper who downgraded his posse thanks to the recession. 

Cristal has become Boone's Farm, there's a 60% reduction in video hos, diamond-encrusted Glocks are going unfired, and hip-hop stars are hitting the strip club to eat, not to make it rain. 

It's hard out there, not just for a pimp, but for a stoned hypeman, an obese booze-guzzling large-girl-getting road manager, and for Fat Ray and whatever it is he used to do when we all had dollar, dollar bills, y'all..