Colbert Sends A Shout-Out to His Peeps

"Jesus Christ is garbage." 

That's what the evil landlords said, or at least the lawyer of the woman suing the landlords for not letting her nail sticky marshmallow treats to her door says they said. Whomever it was, one thing is for certain:

The War on Easter rages on. 

Even in September.

What's next? Some old lady can't glue candy corn all over the laundry room?

God himself wants us to enjoy sugary treats on his sacred days, like Halloween.