New Rules for Fatties

New Rule: Get off your razor scooters and walk your flabby gunts to the Burger King.

It'll make the Angry Triple Whopper taste that much sweeter.

And you can have your coronary artery disease your way.

(by Patrick Sauer) Running Time: 5:09

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