John Belushi Says: Tape Up Your Bloody Stump

And Hall-of-Fame Vikings quarterback Fran Tarkenton. For you youngsters out there who don't know Tarkenton, he was a sight to behold. He was an an amazing quarterback, a legendary scrambler who threw for 47,000 yards and 342 touchdowns.

Lately, "Frantic Fran" has been serving an equally important role. He's the guy calling out Brett Favre on the potential damage his wishy-washy, will-he-won't-he, I-don't-need-no-stinking-training-camp, screw-you-Tarvarius-Jackson approach to the 2009 season may cause the Vikings.

Fran Tarkenton is a football god.

Granted, Tarkenton does next to nothing in this vintage SNL sketch, but Belushi's doing a Vince Lombardi thing and Dan Aykroyd loses a limb, so we're all winners.