Awesome Footage of Johnny Carson Swearing Like A Longshoreman

The internet is a wild and woolly place, filled with roughly 99.999% crap. However, the occasional spot of genius makes all the hours we surf here at The Daily Tube worthwhile.

This is a 1975 clip in which Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon are doing a video greeting for a Vicks sales conference. One of the new products from the Tonight Show sponsor is a feminine hygiene product called, no joke, "Dismiss."

We're not sure if Carson was more embarrassed by the product, or havving to endorse it, but something sets him off. He suggests "Vagi-go" and it just gets raunchier and more foul-mouthed from there.

It's so edifying when we look back at our heroes and they turn out to be even more awesome than we thought at the time.

"How 'bout Cuntaway?"