Need an NFL Brawl? Call Jeremy Shockey!

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We were thinking about it, and we decided that Jeremy Shockey is in the wrong field. Sure, he's a decent tight end, but he needs a more established niche'. Why not scrap the whole football playing business to specialize in football brawls! There's got to be a market there. Think about it: Every team needs at least one training camp brawl to get the juices flowing, like this one between Shockey and Texans linebacker Demeco Ryans last week. And every team would probably like to add one or two scirmishes during the season to keep everyone on their toes. That's where Shockey comes in. Need a fight? Call Shockey. Want to mix it up? Shockey's your man. He'd be like a mercenary hockey enforcer, only without skates or any sense of decent tattoo art. What's to lose? (by Cameron Smith) Running Time: 0:32