Fox News IS the Liberal Media

We all know what defines a liberal in this country:

*Blindly defending agitators against The Man

*Disrespecting the President during times of war

*Whining about the treatment in the media

*Paranoia that everyone is out to shut them down

*Shoving their morals down other people's throats

*Screaming at the guy who runs the teleprompter as if he ran over your dog

*Dirty hippie sex with falafels

*Hollywood starlets like the coach /welfare queen from All the Right Moves. Ampipe football! Ampipe football!

Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Fox News, the most liberal media outlet in America.

Right now, we imagine a lot of baseline conservatives are pointing a finger at Bill O'Reilly saying: "We didn't quit! You Quit!"