Colbert Yearns for Betty & Veronica to Find One Another

Shocking news out of Riverdale. Archie proposed to Veronica this week, leaving Betty heartbroken, and Jughead hungry for a burger. Colbert is up in arms that these "Arch Enemies" aren't uniting in sisterhood and leaving that whitebread redhead behind. It's a shame really, that women are always viewed as "Archie-types," even when they become Secretary of State.

Trenchant observation on gender roles and men's simplistic view on the complexities of women from Colbert, but it takes away from the crucial question at hand: Do we want live in a world where Betty ends up with Reggie Mantle III?