| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| So You Think You Can Douche | ||||
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Let us get this straight, Jon. You expect us to choose the biggest douche amongst Sean Hannity, Lou Dobbs and Glenn Beck? That's like trying to decide between the guillotine, a firing squad and a having some sort of giant rock dropped on the noggin. In the end, it doesn't mater, it's painful just the same.
(Ed note: Actually, at this moment, we have deep-seeded hatred for one white man. Does loathing you make us a racist, Glenn?)
(by Patrick Sauer) Running Time: 7:23