He's stepping down. In the swine's case, however, it isn't chalked up to some convoluted malarkey about being an out-of-the-box-type, doing it all for the love of God, country and a freak state. The pig is in a poke for more old fashioned reasons.
He's porking a hunk of Argentinian road beef.
(by Patrick Sauer) Running Time: 3:15