Marriage 2009. Not only do you need an extravagant ceremony, but now your marriage-related activities must be compatible as possible with viral video success.
Its The new American tradition!
And it sucks! As if weddings didn't blow hard enough, now we have to cheer for forced "quirkiness?" Here's to your impending divorce, jerks. Chin-Chin!
(by Austin Keenan) Running Time: 5:09