A Canadian, A Brit & An American Argue Over Whose Country Has the Worst Health Care

Single payer Canada-style? Nope. They perform surgery at the post office.

Doctors as government employees a la England? Uh-uh. They think the heart is shaped like the one doodled on pre-teen notebooks, and think a man's testes belong on the lower back.

Being uninsured altogether? That's the American way! To getting cut off because of the pre-existing condition of a meat clever to the head.

Moral of the story? Never get sick. And if you do, go to Mexico, where the wonderdrugs will make you forget all about the car keys in your stomach.