Monday Morning Cries Out For Vintage Letterman

Let's face it, you're in for a long week. It's 102-degrees outside, which is the same number of points the Dow is going to drop, further screwing your portfolio and thus begging the question why you work this soul-crushing 60-hour-a-week job in the first place.

The thing is, we don't care.

We've got classic Dave featuring Flunky the Clown. You don't know from misery until you've walked a mile in Flunky's giant clown shoes.