Top Ten Messages on Sarah Palin's Answering Machine

Sarah Palin's retirement hit us hard last weekend. Our sparklers were extinguished, our beer went flat, our Jell-O mold collapsed and we considered moving to Canada (up near the Yukon Territory, where we could see her from our house.) We aren't kidding. She has been a bigger gift to The Daily Tube than embeddable video.

Palin is comedy gold and we'll miss her dearly. If she's truly leaving the national stage, we wish her the best. And we'd like to thank her for leaving us with an astounding exit interview.

Ee-ka-lee-aa-roo-ma-jung-ga, Gov. Palin.