Food for Thought This Weekend...

As you rapidly devour your third cheeseburger, in order to be first in line for the patriotically-decorated Bundt cake, take a moment to ponder the words of Missouri state representative Cunthia Cynthia Davis:

"Hunger can be a positive motivator."

You may want to set down the deviled egg double-stacker you just made. Those low-income kids whose subsidized lunches Davis wants to eliminate clearly have the motivation to hunt you down and eat you.