It's Time For the Rippy Awards for Outstanding Achievement in Obitutainment

If there is a certainty in the day-to-day reportage of our beloved television news anchors, it's that celebrity deaths bring out their dignified best. Too often, their work during these moments of third-party sadness for the rich and famous is overlooked. You probably missed the whole Hollywood serial killer angle because you were wrapped up in the Liza Minnelli and Usher pairing.

One thing we refuse to believe: The King of Pop will only die once. He's working on removing the rock from his Neverland cave for the big resurrection as we speak. Sadly, his arms are too week to move the rock, even though its made of styrofoam.