Top Ten Things I've Learned During Fleet Week In New York City

Ten members of the Navy, Marines and Coast Guard took time out from a busy Fleet Week to deliver the Top 10. They had to fit Dave's show into a non-stop schedule of sightseeing, shopping, eating real food, getting loaded on free drinks, and enjoying wanton random sex from New Yorkers who make it their "patriotic duty" every year to service the servicemen and women.

And we say, what's good for the Armed Forces is good for the U.S.A. Just make sure you know what's under that dress, Lt. Commander; "She" might be hiding her little enemy combatant.