Obama's Closing Gitmo; Lock Your Doors

It's downright sad that all of these Congressional muckety-mucks are washing their hands of the Guantanamo detainees, getting all "not in our house!" What happened to this country? If there's one thing we do better than anyone, it's locking people up. Our massive prison-industrial-complex is the shining city on the hill, it just happens to be surrounded by electric fences, barbed wire, burly sheriffs with shotguns and blood-thirsty dogs.

Maybe our critics are right, America has gone soft. If we can't build a Supermax prison strong enough to hold some middling terrorists, then the brain-eating zombie killers have truly won.