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Bill Maher Delivers His 2009 Commencement Speech

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Class of 2009, as you embark upon your lives in these challenging times, heed Bill Maher's words.

Blame your parents for f*cking everything up so bad that you're secretly hoping global warming accelerates and the Earth melts so you can stop the charade of "finding a job." Just make sure to bum gas money before you lash out at the 'rents for ruining it for the rest of us.

  (by Patrick Sauer) Running Time: 5:52
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