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Never Forget That America Kicks Ass

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In the words of liberal New York City Sodomite Jon Stewart:

"These colors don't run, motherf*cker!"

You got that pirates? Bring on all the Captain Hooks, peg leg Sams, Jack Sparrows, parrots, and booty-lickers you got. Hell, bring on Jean Lafitte himself.

Walk the plank, bitches! We got Navy SEALS! We got Richard Phillips! We got your skinny pirates asses in our scopes! USA! USA! USA!

Oh, you want it in pirate? YAHHHHHRRRRR!

  (by Patrick Sauer) Running Time: 4:32
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