Smoking Toddler Knows What Day It Is

Do not be alarmed.  This is really a cubicle worker taking a smoke break with his coworkers on hump day.  If you translate what they're talking about, it goes something like this:

Guy 1:"God, how are we gunna get all that work done by Friday?"

Guy 2:"HAHAHA They don't want us to get it done!  They just want to call us in over the weekend!"

Smoking Baby:"If they're not paying us for smoke breaks, then they can piss off.  I'm NOT coming in over the weekend.  This isn't a sweat shop, ya know?"

Mom and Dad:"We're real jerks for teaching a toddler how to smoke.  Someone should teach us a lesson."