Bill Clinton: I love this rug...what great memories it brings back. Shut those blinds, now!
George W. Bush: Hey, whose that scratchin' on the window? Could be al-Qaeda, could be the pizza guy...
Jimmy Carter: The window is not the cause of the scratching, so we need to peacefully ask the scratcher what resources they lack to enter through the front door.
George Bush Sr.: Jeb! Jeb? Is that you? No...someday the family name will be restored Prescott. I promise you that Poppy.
Barack Obama: Please let it be the ghost of FDR, please let it be the ghost of FDR....
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