The Dish Actually DID Run Away With the Spoon

Hey! diddle, diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

If we were more creative, we'd rhyme "with the spoon" and "latest episode of Sketch Toons."  But we're in no mood for nursery rhymes after watching a tale of broken families and death. Think of the children, Dish. Think of the children.