The Bell Tolls for Thee, George W. Bush...

For the next few weeks, you'll be awash in a sea of Christmas parties, inappropriate sexual banter at said holiday parties, potential post-party hook-up with an underling from accounting after affixing the mistletoe to your belt, lying to your significant other about how lame the party was, New Year's Eve make-out session after a secret booty text, and returning to work to find out you've lost your job. Due to the economy, not any of your holiday season shenanigans.

The good news is, by that time, it will be mere days before George W. Bush leaves office. He's not joyous that you've lost your job, but we will be when he loses his.