Words can't describe how thankful we are for the footage of Gov. Palin discussing "good Americans" while some hayseed eviscerates turkeys in the background like an animal version of Fargo. Have we removed the blood, beaks and feathers? You bet'cha. What's the problem? That wasn't the turkey Gov. Palin pardoned, and Thursday night's main course ain't decapitating itself.
Bon Appétit!
(by Patrick Sauer) Running Time: 4:00