The Wall St. KISS of Death

Speaking of the Knights in Satan's Service, Gene "bloody tongue" Simmons himself rang the Wall St. bell. Then he lectured the media on irresponsible financial journalism, pimped his brand of condoms with dirty words, and explained why "burger stocks" are winners. Simmons is such a grade-A colossal douche that we almost hope the entire American financial system collapses, so nobody will be able to buy his stupid wares, and he'll die penniless, not even able to afford a KISS coffin.

That'll show him.