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During this trying autumn, The Onion News Network will keep a vigilant watch on the dangers of the changing season and the effects it may have on our lifestyle. If you thought raking leaves was going to be the worst this season, guess again. Check out the Autumn Survival Checklist to keep you and your family safe until winter hits. (by Austin Keenan) Running Time: 2:03This great video appears on
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