Oh teh noez! The first lady is stuck at the border! Well, her action figure is anyway. Watch this scathing report about US Customs holding up a shipment of Michelle Obama replicas from China.

Note: we think the comparrision...

Jessica Simpson and Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo are a couple no longer. The pair broke it off one day before Simpson's birthday. Ouch. Simpson's Barbie-themed birthday got cancelled as a result, but Romo totally wasn't...

Want your own Susan Boyle doll? Get in line. An American doll maker has been stitching together stuffed Susan Boyles and putting them up for sale. How long will we have to wait until Mattel jumps on the bandwagon and makes...

It's Barbie's 50th birthday, and celebrities are coming forth with their memories of the plastic woman. There's a joke in here somewhere about rubbery, plastic bodies and suffering boyfriends lacking in lower anatomy. Connect...

Wait, where did Ken go? And what's up with Barbie's ghetto accent? Whatever. This is a Barbie for our times, though the one we're really waiting for is Rehab Barbie.