Ahhhhh, Miss America. The quintessential epitome of American beauty. Thin, blonde hair, blue eyes – fake teeth she pops out with her tongue?! We’re just as turned on scarred as you are.

Every office has that one smoking hot chick, the one that even though you are forbidden to date because of company policy, you'd totally quit your job for a chance to "jam her copier," if you will. Unfortunately, this girl is...

After watching this video, we spent 24 hours locating the owner of the glass wall carnival house and hired him to redecorate our apartment. The Chinese delivery guy really likes what we've done with the place.

You knew it wouldn't take long for the new Miss South Carolina to hit the academic scene. This sequence isn't as unintelligible (and we can even sympathize with getting the Budapest question wrong), but the debates over...

With the Miss Teen South Carolina craze still going strong, it takes dedicated filmmakers to produce spoofs worth watching. This story from Quiet Library starring everyone's favorite map-quester ends in tragedy, but that's...