We don't need to spout statistics to show you how much the cost of living is on the rise, while incomes have remained the same. We may have raised the minimum wage, but what have we done for the simple working congressman...

Rep. John Haller (R-PA) presents HR-8791, or the Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill. It's designed to prevent large scale outbreaks of (classified), to fund training of military and civil response in containment and control...

From the Onion News Network's O-SPAN comes another exciting installment of the National Lost and Found registry's rundown of misplaced items. Let's see, here's a purse within a purse, keys galore, and somewhere there's a...