Pierce Brosnan used to be James Bond.  Now he's traipsing around, (poorly) singing ABBA songs with Meryl Streep.  It makes sense that he's pissed....and he wants revenge!  Just in time for today's release of Quantum of Solace

You didn't really think Hillary Clinton was going to quietly fade away, did ye? She got all lubed up on the drinky-drink, broke into the White House and is having an Oval Office firesale. Pay attention Conan  Craig, whiskey...

Armed with enough alcohol, drugs and weapons to reduce the average life expectancy to 20, Minnesota's Gangsta Rap Party Emporium brings you everything you need to party until 6 in the mornin'.

The good people at W4N News have dealt with volcanos, dead city counselmen, nerds, and pretty much everything else that would put other news shows off-air. But can they maintain dignity when anchor Lisa Miller appears drunk...

The cast and crew of the Middle Show, Black20's signature talk show, film a week's worth of episodes while drunk. So watch as they get smashed at a party in their offices, and do what drunk people do: play Guitar Hero, drink...

Ferguson has been sober since 1992, thus, according to Dave Foley, he's "earned" a drink. This is an example of why the celebrity rehab center Foley runs repeatedly fails the Hollywood elite. Other reasons include mini-bars...

Sure, we know it's a fake. But life imitates art, and this is damn fine art, so maybe life is fake. Ms. Lohan will have plenty of time to contemplate the Zen universe she inhabits very soon. In the interim, would someone...

The Onion News Network’s hard-hitting talk show “In the Know” tackles a pressing question: are America’s high school seniors prepared for the rigors of college-level drinking? Panelists share their views… and their own hard-...

They say public intoxication isn't funny. They are wrong.