In 2001, Halloween wasn't all that scary. Acne-faced ghouls, paper mache intestines, bladeless chainsaws, silly-voiced devils...Uh-uh. Not anywhere near as frightening as say, the fiery apocalyptic end of days, or even Jon...

We love Steve Carell.
We hate caramel apples.
See the dilemma?
Sweet delicious comedy?
Complicated hard-to-eat hurt-our-teeth so-called treat?
We'll have to head down into Produce Pete's dark basement for the final...













