White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs casually drops what amounts to internet censorship going on in the White House.  He doesn't even give a good reason!  Get your tinfoil hats on, cadets.  This goes much deeper than you...

Last year really was a worldwide d*ckfest, wasn't it? No? Well, it still gave us Sarah Palin and that's enough for love. We'll give it a shot! Woah! We're halfway there...

The air may be sweet, but the Muppets are filthy on Sesame Street. When did Martin Scorsese take over the reigns of the show? He's right about one thing, that Cookie Monster is one miserable cork-soaker. 

Even funnier than certain VP candidates who can't stopping dropping F-Bombs...that's why it's bleeped out, right?

Unnecessary censorship even works with Presidential hopefuls; it makes Barack sound tougher like one of them guys what still eats "Freedom Fries." 

It's, like, so totally easy to, like make these girls sound like they're like some bimbo valley girls when you bleep their f@#%ing lines out in the right places.  You should, like, totally check this clip out, and if, like,...

And we say it wasn't unnecessary. Those potty-mouthed furry little f*ckers have been getting a free ride from the FCC for way too long. Yes, you too, Elmo. You little pr*ck. 

You'll cover your ears in horror at what it seems like Oscar the Grouch and Miss Piggy had to say. Bad Muppets! Bad, bad Muppets!