This showdown pits two comedians doing simultaneous stand-up routines to compete for the audience's attention.  Choose wisely, because if you try to take them both in at once, your head will explode.

Barack HuZING Obama got back into his comedian suit over the weekend and delivered another of his hilarious comedy routines to the Correspondent's Dinner.  He started off with a great teleprompter gag, which everyone...

Jamie Lee shares her thoughts on creepy homeless guys, Zagat pronunciations, and the fear of not being raped.

Sayid just doesn't have the sense of humor it takes to perform as a stand-up comedian.  In fact, he doesn't really have a sense of humor at all. His stand up is just as tortuous as his days as an Iraqi general.  This CH...

Jake and Amir make a stop to NYC's Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre to treat us to a little bit of live improv bickering.  Unscripted, Amir is just as zany and Jake is just as flabberghasted at him, but somehow they come off...

Actor, author, and old man Denis Leary remembers the movies he did, and realizes he's the cinematic equivalent of a utility infielder. 

Hedburg overdosed on drugs three years ago, ending his life and his career as a standup comedian.  Here, Funny or Die digs into the vaults for a classic clip of the underrated outre standup maestro.

The Kamikaze Comedians dive bomb themselves into audiences without solicitation, and sometimes even trick people into coming to one of their standups!  We don't know whether that is an indication of the quality of their...

Get ready for invigorating conversation and song from the best Kiwi fake-band ever.

Human Giant's midget, Aziz Ansari, kills at The LA Improv.  Get ready for some of the best mental images you will ever have.

Dominic is part of the web star team, Derrick Comedy, that broke through to mainstream media in the past year.  In this excerpt from his standup routine, Dominic explains to us that the phrase, "I'm not gonna rape you," is...

The man best known for doing the voice of Taco Bell's chihuahua brings us the demented tale of his mind and his intestine getting into an altercation on an airplane.  The end result is one part Beavis and Butthead and one...

When Brent takes the stage, it seems that racial borders are either crossed... or blurred entirely.  This is a guy who takes the psuedo-scandal of Rev. Wright's comments during Barack Obama's campaign and makes them seem...

Comic Tom Rhodes draws a compelling analogy: Fat Las Vegas Elvis is just like the United States' place in the world today... Makes us long for the lean, mean hungry years.

Mande gives us his lackluster (hehehe...lusty) opinion on threesomes, Barack Obama, and Somalia.  He's a geek, but he's a lovable geek.  Get down with some great standup before you go gallvanting elsewhere this weekend.