In honor of Halloween, the world's vampires got together to conspire to bring themselves back into the public eye. This time, they're probably going to really kill us all (if they can ever get their act together).
Many liberals held the idea before the election that Obama would somehow come in, clean up, and save us all from ourselves. Now, we know better. These poor saps at the mercy of a hideous monster haven't gotten the picture...
Come Christmas morning, the innocent plants that have been victimized by our need to kill them and stick them in a corner of the house are going to exact their revenge.
Everyone's least-favorite cable news monster has a (shitty) book to sell. The occasion calls for her to feign happiness, as opposed to indignation. What an awful woman.
Finally! Lorenzo Lamas and Deborah Gibson are getting nature's two greatest beasts to fight! Unfortunately, it's a straight-to-DVD release, so don't expect it to win any Oscars. Total bullsh*t. Look on the bright side! On...
Wild animals and YouTube stars are funny and everything, but we won't be satisfied until the Monsters and Aliens take on Razor Ramon in a ladder match. THAT is the true measure of a man...or monster, or alien.
Art buffs and animation geeks will love his truly original video. It's an opera telling the story of a group of dodo-looking birds in peril because a huge octopus breaks into their houses and eats them. The video actually...
Pretty damn gross, rather inappropriate, and always hilarious: Harriss and Matt bring you another episode of the video game parody, Scream Engine IV. In Episode 8, they make sure you will have no taste for pizza anytime...
The Spore Creature Creator gives its users the power to create any conceivable animal. So what do we do when we're given the hand of God? Create brain-sucking headcrabs, of course.
Some of the greatest modern myths about the dangers of technology revolve around microwaves and cell phones. This video shows us what happens when the two are combined. The result is pretty freaky. We will now go back to...
The long awaited sequel to the X-Files movie is almost here! The trailer doesn't give up much plot, but it looks like Mulder and Scully will team up one last time to put this series to an end. Which is sad, really. It's...
You've heard the legend of el chupacabra, now see what's what. A woman in south Texas claims she got her hands on one of these mythical goat-suckers after it had snatched six of her precious little kittens. Tissue samples...