For East Coasters, the 2009 World Series is one of the most exciting sporting events in years, so getting into the stadiums are impossible. One Philadelphia woman tried to swap sex for tickets, only to find out she was...
Making an illegal U-turn is cause for a traffic violation, but in the Dallas jurisdiction, so is not speaking English. One Texas mother found that out after being issued a ticket for being a non-English speaking driver. What'...
Michael Jackson fans lined up at least three days before tickets for "This is It" went on sale on Sunday morning. The movie, which contains footage of Jackson practicing for his last show, will run in theatres for two weeks...
The latest celebrity to offer support for the Clinton camp is British icon, Sir Elton John. Performing at Radio City Music Hall in New York City, the singer says, "Hillary should be the next President of America." Apparently,...
In order to raise money for charity OxFam, Scarlett Johansson is auctioning off... herself! Or at least a meet and greet, plus two tickets to the red carpet premiere of "He's Just Not That Into You." With bidding already over...
Fans went CRAZY for Hannah Montana tickets, so crazy that one mother of a six-year-old girl wrote a fake personal essay in order to win tickets to see Miley Cyrus in concert. Priscilla Ceballos' daughter won tickets from "...
Lindsay Lohan calls into a Vegas radio morning show to get Hannah Montana tickets for a "friend" and ends up spilling the beans about her life. The actress talked about rehab and said that it was time for her to grow up and...
At least when it comes to parking violations. Got a ticket? Just call on Jesus. Meter expiring? Jesus might come by and give you a few minutes -- three, if you're lucky. We're not sure his approach to getting out of a ticket...
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An applied anatomy lesson from Fark TV: smaller penis = faster driver. The converse is also true, and could also save you money on your auto insurance. Bigger penis = slower driver = lower rates from Geigro!
(by Jeff Chu)Running Time:1:41Warning: PG-13 dick jokes.