Bobbing up and down in a thick fog during long hours at sea...

Who needs the government to make it official?

Time to make some chowdah. Mmmm...creamy. 

The men are adept at watering things with their hoses and the women tend to be able to bend themselves into awkward hard-to-reach positions.

Anybody need a gardener or a tunnel sweeper?

How about a new game show, Humping for...

What happens when a 10,000 lb. monster truck known as the Grave Digger unleashes hell on a 1,600 lb. gourd? Filling.

Billy Corgan can eat his heart out.

Smashing Pumpkins indeed.

Not because he's scared of them, but because it breaks his tender little heart when they get Conan's coffee. 

In other words, could someone volunteer to drive a stake through the heart of this vampire craze...

It was a lot more fun when they were fueding.We enjoyed when Booker went after the weakest gazelle. It was Conan's first big momentum-builder as Tonight Show host and he needs to keep it going.

Hey, Big Red! Denver's mayor is...

Happy Cinco de Negro!

Finally, black Americans have an equal spot at the end of the bar.

Happy Black Drinking Day Everyone!

Now let's lock arms with our African-American brothers and sisters and swing a mug until we can't...

Conan took a shot at the lovely city of Newark, which led to Mayor Cory Booker banning him from the city and the airport. 

That got us thinking. 

What's a worse punishment than being banished from Newark?

Being invited back...

Lats week, Conan took a header on cement and suffered a slight concussion. Here, he and Andy go over the footage of his slurred speech and glassy eyes. A talk show trooper, Big Red tried to soldier on, but when a noggin like...

Whatever Mr. T is endorsing, we're buying.

Not because we fear pain, but because we show love. 

Pitied fools, step aside.