Minnesota's mascot is named Goldy Gopher, which just gives you the feeling that he's a spunky but generally good natured fellow, doesn't it? Well, he may be spunky, but we're pretty sure he falls short on the cheerful part,...

How do you know when your season just isn't on track? Well, watching your mascot get bucked off his ride while leading out the team is a pretty strong sign, no? That's exactly what happened at Virginia, where even obscure...

General internet knowledge states that furry fursuiters love to be ridden on.  But wouldn't you know it?  That just isn't the case.

Yeah, we know. Three soccer videos in one day. Still, Wednesday and Thursday were about as big a pair of days as you have on the soccer global calendar, so we're defending the decision, particularly when you consider the fact...

Liberty is dead.  The lovable mascot of the army had been keeping spirits high during the war in Iraq, but unfortunately was struck dead by a roadside bomb.  Today Now! takes a look back at the history of the nation's "top...

"C'mere, kids!  I'm gunna grape you in the mouth!  I'm the Grapist!"

Who said only NBA All-Stars could play horse? In fact, based on what we unilaterally deemed an unequivocal success, we think NBA Commissioner needs to expand the H-O-R-S-E competition for next year's All-Star Game ... by...

Yup, that's a straight headline folks. No jokes here, just the facts. Some Philadelphia filmmakers have, in fact, made a full documentary about the hot dog launcher used by the Philly fanatic at Philadelphia games. No joke....

Somewhere in the deep, thick, unreadable rulebooks of FIFA and the IOC, there is an unbreakable rule; all mascot choices for the World Cup and Olympics, respectively, must be more frightening than the last. Gentlemen, you've...

Everyone wants to make a big entrance into the stadium for the first college football game of the year, and we can hardly begrudge the University of Cincinnati Bearcat for that. However, we can find him truly ridiculous for...

The UEFA has taken Shaggy's Feel the Rush as their official song, and their creepy Dr. Seuss mascots are all over this video. That's Union of European Football Associations, if you didn't know. To you Americans, it's known as...

If you're being honest, you probably have. At least in passing, right? Well, ESPN writer and talking head Pat Forde lived out your dream on Wednesday night, dressing up as the wackiest mascot of all: the Stanford Tree. Forde...

Everyone's seen the dumb stunt where the Duke mascot rides on top of rolling students on his surfboard. Well, guess what you get for rolling over all those elitist future neo-cons? A nasty knee injury! Amazingly, it's not...

Wait, wait, wait. Someone back up the truck. Not only have inflatable mascots jumped the shark, evidently their turning fishy brethren INTO sharks! How else do you explain this truly bizarre scene from a Xavier game just...

Leave it to a French mascot to flex his significant muscle - or perhaps hive-generated power? - when a streaker slips away from security guards. Seriously, after seeing this horse-flip stop, we were struck with two things...