Yup, that's a straight headline folks. No jokes here, just the facts. Some Philadelphia filmmakers have, in fact, made a full documentary about the hot dog launcher used by the Philly fanatic at Philadelphia games. No joke....

Somewhere in the deep, thick, unreadable rulebooks of FIFA and the IOC, there is an unbreakable rule; all mascot choices for the World Cup and Olympics, respectively, must be more frightening than the last. Gentlemen, you've...

Everyone wants to make a big entrance into the stadium for the first college football game of the year, and we can hardly begrudge the University of Cincinnati Bearcat for that. However, we can find him truly ridiculous for...

The UEFA has taken Shaggy's Feel the Rush as their official song, and their creepy Dr. Seuss mascots are all over this video. That's Union of European Football Associations, if you didn't know. To you Americans, it's known as...

If you're being honest, you probably have. At least in passing, right? Well, ESPN writer and talking head Pat Forde lived out your dream on Wednesday night, dressing up as the wackiest mascot of all: the Stanford Tree. Forde...

Everyone's seen the dumb stunt where the Duke mascot rides on top of rolling students on his surfboard. Well, guess what you get for rolling over all those elitist future neo-cons? A nasty knee injury! Amazingly, it's not...

Wait, wait, wait. Someone back up the truck. Not only have inflatable mascots jumped the shark, evidently their turning fishy brethren INTO sharks! How else do you explain this truly bizarre scene from a Xavier game just...

Leave it to a French mascot to flex his significant muscle - or perhaps hive-generated power? - when a streaker slips away from security guards. Seriously, after seeing this horse-flip stop, we were struck with two things...

While not as tense and melodramatic as "You Got Served," this video truly represents what street dancing is all about: giant furry mascots doing the robot and moonwalking on heavily-trafficked avenues. We only dream of...

Believe it or not, this might be the funniest video of the last week, a Canadian mascot who just can't avoid running through the middle of a women's college basketball game. Since this is something we've often dreamed of...

If you're not yet hip to the furry phenomenon, this video for DJ Format's "We Know Something You Don't Know" is the place to start. We understand that the decision to animalize oneself in a mascot outfit is a complex one, but...

Ruh-roh! A Disney mascot has been caught frightening children red-pawed. We don't know the story behind why Pluto was chasing the child around the Magic Kingdom, but one woman in the crowd decided that Goofy's canine...

Maybe Michael Vick should have been hosting mascot fights. We have no idea what got into the Atlanta mascot before Monday night's game between the Falcons and Cincinnati Bengals but he was probably picking mascot leftovers...

An innocent breakdancing circle at an Oakland A's game turns into a battleground when Stomper, the team mascot, throws down a crazy challenge to the teens showcasing their moves. How's it feel to be schooled by an elephant,...

An innocent breakdancing circle at an Oakland A's game turns into a battleground when Stomper, the team mascot, throws down a crazy challenge to the teens showcasing their moves. How's it feel to be schooled by an elephant,...