But they'll always have the Nation's names in lights. Welcome home, Stephen, Bobby the stage manager kept the interns at bay. Rumor has it creepy Lyle wandered over to try and snatch one of those life vests.

And petty distractions are now ON NOTICE! It was a big day for Big Obama. Grizzly bears, watch your furry backs.

Man that debate last week was a royal crapfest, It effing sucked, no disrespect. And too you, Ms. Nash McCabe, we're sure you are good people but that question was dumber than even the debate itself, no disrespect.

Yes, it's true. Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce has been blinded by Obama's light. There has been no word from little Early-Pearly, go-kart Mozart or some hazard from Harvard skunked on beer playin' backyard bombardier. The Barack...

Running the Rocky steps is for tourists and stag parties. The real hot Philly action is at Independence Park, where you can lick the Liberty Bell like a red, white and blue water ice of freedom. Actually, you can't, the park...

Us, too. We agree with Stephen, we think she'd be the 21st-century Jackie as well... Jackie Obama has a nice ring to it, no? She's so beautiful and regal and that smile and her just-cynical-enough sense of humor. She even...

It takes a true historical geek to explain why Hillary can destroy Mothra and why shooting guns makes yokels feel less bitter.

Will the all-important Pennsylvania primary mean the Dems are going to nominate the first woman, or the first "elitist secret Muslim?" Colbert has taken his act on the road to find out. He's camped out at Penn this week and...

Stephen is heading to Philadelphia next week to catch a first round playoff game of the resurgent 76ers. Oh, and some Democratic primary or some such is taking place as well. The kids of Philly are happy to have him, not just...

To Philadelphia on April 14, the week before 158 delegates are snatched up by some lucky Democrat. (We're betting it's the chick or the black guy.) Colbert is already in training like some unknown fighter from Philly would be,...

YouTuber FiveSecondMovies is truly a star of web video's short attention span, and we can't think of a better subject for this treatment than Sly Stallone's repetitive epics. Sure, this one runs a little closer to 10 seconds...

Just how old is this video? It's title includes the British spelling of colour. Seriously. But the real treasure is the antique action, with the Philadelphia Warriors prevailing in Game 1 of the 1947 NBA Finals, 12 years...

Local news has unintentionally become the new sketch comedy, and this Philly weatherman's stardom has just been secured. We're not sure what he's talking about, but we're willing to bet that he had quite a weekend, as...