It's a sad fact that any time a racist criticizes Barack Obama, somebody blames it on racism. It's a patently unfair double standard that Glenn Beck isn't allowed to share his beliefs that Obama has a secret plan to take...

First it was Barry, now it's Bubba.
William Jefferson Clinton drops by to drop science on what it's like being married to one of the most powerful women in the world.
Next week on Letterman's show? The ghost of William...

Take your jack potato-eatin' ass to the pub, 007. America's got the Big Dog.
William Jefferson Clinton.
He stared down the craziest of the crazies without breaking a sweat. Goldfinger is a trinket compared to the evil icon...


Dear Fox News,
We understand that it is hard for you to watch William Jefferson Airplane Clinton (aka The Big Dog, aka the Most Interesting Man in the World) fly into the belly of our North Korean enemy beast and secure the...

At 12 p.m. today, all Volcano extreme tacos will be served at half mast.
A Taco Bell spokesman says they have no plans to honor Gidget at this time.
Yo Quiero, painkillers!



Random bits of comedy falderol are suppose to make us feel good.
Not this time.
Damn, we miss Phil Hartman.





Bill Clinton: I love this rug...what great memories it brings back. Shut those blinds, now!
George W. Bush: Hey, whose that scratchin' on the window? Could be al-Qaeda, could be the pizza guy...
Jimmy Carter: The window is...

