Ganondorf has been mocking us on a daily basis since 1998. We're glad we're not alone.

You'd better think twice before cutting off Nintendo's Shigeru Miyamoto in traffic. He has mastery over that godless dog from Duck Hunt who giggles at your misfortune. Prepare for a curse that would make a hardened gypsy gasp...

This home shopping channel will sell you a Wii, Wii Sports, and several fun accessories for $200! What a deal! Granted, you might be hit up for a bit of an extra expense when your faux tennis racket breaks in half and goes...

Nintendo music is awesome. Jazz music is okay, too. Two guys have decided to team up and provide live jazz game music to accompany you on your 8-bit adventure. Liven up that birthday party or bar mitzvah!

In a tactical bombing mission, the last thing you need are cutesy critters trying to figure out how to not get killed.  Slippy, Falco, and Peppy aren't going to help you get anything accomplished, they're just going to beg...

Remember that senile old man who gave away swords like free candy at the start of the Legend of Zelda? What if he had the ability to break out in song? Here's your answer.

Speaking of pigs, these hard(ly) working public gamers servants decided to take five during a drug raid to play Wii Sports.  You like video games, guys?  You should maybe check out an old school game for the original Nintendo.

The Nintendo Entertainment System was famous for crapping out (until the Xbox 360 stole its blinky thunder). Every kid had a voodoo dance for getting their system to work again, including blowing, banging, spitting, and the...

From the dawn of our childhoods, Doc Lewis from the Punch-Out!! game series was there to give us advice when the chips were down (for instance, when Bald Bull was beating on our heads). The boys at Mega64 attempt to survey...

Never has anything on the internet been so delightfully '80s as "8-Bit Trip," a stop-motion Lego journey through your childhood history with the NES.

After many years, the hero of Hyrule is finally giving up on being "the man."  Happy retirement, Link!

Luigi is tired of living in the shadow of his stouter brother.  It's okay that Mario takes the princess all the time, but can't Luigi get a little recognition for doing almost half the work to save her?  Seriously, video game...

It seems Luigi is tired of always being Mario's "wing-a-mann." He wants to run the show for once and get a princess of his own-a!

Here we have Mega Man 2, one of the most beloved retro games of all time, done in a "2.5D" style, with flat sprites and fully rotating 3D backgrounds. This marvel of creativity confirms something we've long suspected is truth: